Monday, October 8, 2012

Typical Apple Tech Support

Typical Apple Tech Support:

User "My iPhone 5 is taking purple pictures!"
Apple: "You're holding it wrong!"

User:"I'm holding it right but the sun is purple"
Apple: "Then the Sun is wrong!"

User:"My iPhone 5 is being scuffed easily"
Apple:"You're scuffing it wrong!"

User"My iPHone 5 can't connect to my WIFI network"
Apple:"Your network is wrong!"

User: "My iPhone 5's screen looks yellow"
Apple:"Your eyes are wrong, have them checked!"

User: "My iPhone 5 gave me inaccurate directions!"
Apple:"Your city is wrong"